It's over, HW.

This isn't geek related, so sue me. Also, there is adult language FYI.

Hey, Homework? We need to talk. No really, we do.

Let's admit it, this relationship can't last. Our futures are not overlapping anytime soon. You have plenty of other students to pester. And don't think I don't see you eyeing them. You have been for a while now.

Our connection has strained a lot recently, hasn't it? I know my senior project was hard to deal with. I have to admit that when I came back I realized I didn't need you anymore. It's painful to say.

I know it's going to take you some time to get your stuff together and get out. I'm still here as a friend, don't worry. For now, just at least sleep on the couch until you can move out in... May? Well I guess we can live together until then. If you want to see other students, that's fine. Me? Oh I've got this new guy I've been eyeing, I won't lie to you. His name is Resume. I didn't want to do anything with him until we talked.

... okay sorry we did do something. We applied to a job together. I KNOW I'M SORRY! Look it's not a big deal. It's not even close to the time when you went out to dinner with my friend and turned into a thesis. I think that's a bigger deal if we're going to keep a relationship scorecard now. I forgave you for that! Why can't you do the same for me?

No wonder this isn't working! You won't even be considerate about anything! I've had to change my schedule around for you so many times! Resume never asked that from me! He isn't SELFISH like you are! Yes, you are selfish, a selfish bastard full of paper cuts and nights wasted in the library looking up stupid shit like postmodernism and bangladeshi micro-loans! I NEVER SAID I LIKED BANGLADESHI MICRO-LOANS! YOU FUCKING LIAR!

Well if you're going to be like this, you can GET THE FUCK OUT HOMEWORK!

No I'm not letting you back in. Nuh-uh. Don't woo me with your grade talk, it's not working this time. What good times? Well, the pool research was fun sometimes... but it sucked most the time. Yeah, I did like that french music, and that one report on... stop it. I see what you're doing. Fucking manipulator.

Hope you like sleeping on the couch, you asshole. *doorslam*

*dooropen* Oh yeah, and that monetary trade policy problem set we just did? I FAKED THE LAST ANSWER! *doorslam*